Destination Limited Euphoria

First of all, Yeva! I'm back! I'm finished with exams! Well, at least in 2011. Who knows what I'll go through in the next year. Speaking of next year, if the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school! And ... if not ... well ... I've wasted about 10 months thinking that it will! Man, now I understand why people say life is unfair. Actually, I've got to correct myself : Now I understand how life is not fair. Life is the most tricky, wild, scary, fun and tricky roller coaster in the whole universe(Hey, guys, what's bigger than that?)!
And also,
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
And what can I do, I have no clue, as to what I should do rather than play?!

Yeah!
Well, this is actually a problem. It's like this:

 You really want to go to a place. You were so busy to plan anything beforehand. So once you are done with all the busy-ness, you can't wait anymore so you at once jump into your beautiful little roadster and race along the road to your little 'Limited Euphoria' place. Then you come to know that the highway is blocked due to bad weather conditions. "Damn", you say. And just then you come back to the real world and realize that your dearest vehicle isn't the only way to reach a destination. Without wasting any time, you U-Turn your favorite Porsche and go to the railway station. You hurriedly take a ticket for 'Limited Euphoria' without thinking of anything else, like the little poodle who starts barking madly as soon as he sees you, or even the person who accidentally pours milkshake on you in the hurry. You are determined to reach there. You enter the train and decide that you will sleep through the journey, as there are many things you need to do once you reach your little place.

You reach your little cabin in 'Limited Euphoria' and at once make yourself a steaming hot tea. You sit down on your cozy little armchair and take a book from your dusty bookshelf. You spent some time reading and then go to your backyard to take in the breathtaking sight of the mist-covered mountain-tops. And sitting quietly like well-trained dogs, are all the other beautiful offspring of Mother Nature, sitting at the foot of their master. While you are in the middle of wandering away, from the world of reality to the world of nature and beauty, a shrill cry of a banshee shatters the bliss of being with nature. You sadly take your mobile phone and absentmindedly search the screen for anything appealing. You realize that it's the alarm which had been set for 7:25 a.m. You get confused : "Why in the world does this alarm..have to ring...at the one time.....that -"


Your mind switches back to reality and as soon as you open your eyes, you realize that you have just reached 'Limited Euphoria'. "Sigh. I should have known that that could happen only in dreams." You take your luggage(which is your suitcase from work) and get off the train. This is when reality really strikes. "Now that I'm here, what should I do?". You know that the cabin and the book and the armchair, and your patented view of nature is just too much ask, because you don't have a single one. You don't know what to do in this 'very-much-desired' place. You know that you wanted something so badly, but you don't know what it is. With no other option, you take a hotel room. You try to go on with the life you are used to, but that doesn't work. You try reading books, that's not it. You try doing everything you are interested in, but they don't satisfy you. You are not able to get the joy you thought you would have. You think and think about what you should do. You come up with only one thing : PLAN. You decide that you will plan what you want to do. You hope that planning will make everything better..........


The only reason I typed this is because this my hell damn situation! Although, the last part, I don't think so. Two days have already gone. There's so much to do. But my mind's a blur. And the WORST part of this is that you know the euphoria period is limited. You know that there is a limit of the time provided for happiness, and you want to take hold of the opportunity and do everything you wanted to do. But you do everything together(even though you didn't want that). And the result is 'No Fun'.

a+b+c+d+e/9 days * 5 = 0abcde/9 days (a+b+c+d+e = Chaos) [a+b+c+d+e/n = 0abcde/n; a=Fun-1, b=Fun-2,c=Fun-3,d=Fun-4,e=Fun-5]

Mathematicians should find a way of solving that and then making that an Identity(in Maths) with a patent for all children.

And I hope this vacation turns out a nice one, rather than a waste of holidays. I especially hate the teachers. Assignments during Christmas! That is a frickin' good way of making students not enjoy the holidays! I mean, if all that teachers want to do is give us assignments during X'Mas holidays, then why say that it's a vacation at all? The meaning of 'Vacation' or 'Holiday' is taking a break from whatever work you are doing, not 'having a break, but finding time to do some work in the middle of that'! Man, schools are getting pretty bad!!!

Anyway, I don't want to spoil your wonderful(I don't know if that's true) holidays. I think I'll be writing soon, before the damn school opens, but still :

 Advanced Happy New Year !!!!!!!.

  

Wiggy

Hey, hello everyone!
In the last rapem, I used 'Wiggy'. I'm sure that most of you don't know what that means. See, my classmates call me that name. It all started last year when my classmate, Anirudh, tried to pull my hair in a Maths period. He said he thought it was a wig. From then, they started calling me that. I had a mushroom cut,see? Even so, I don't see how he thought it was a wig.

Anyway, I finished One, Two, Buckle My Shoe. I have to read The Godfather. Now it's exams for me, so I have to read it in the X'Mas Holidays coming soon.

Wish me luck for the exams!

Yeva!

"Wiggy"

Yeah! You know what time it is? Do you know who’s coming now?

Don’t worry those who don’t know, coz even me, the great me, I don’t know!

There’s only one person here who knows who he is,

Well, maybe two, counting whoever he is!

Here he comes; who the hell is he?

I have no idea, let’s go and see!

Seems that his name is Wiggy,

Don’t let him hear this: he looks like a piggy!

Now let’s get started, bring him to the stage,

What are you doing, reading that page?

This is being aired on national television,

And you sit there, reading, like you’re on a mission!

“Now, you must know that what you said is true,

Although, keep in mind that I can just sue!

Yes, I’m on a mission, and yes, I was reading,

But my question is this: why are you flaring?”

Why am I flaring, what do you mean?

Because your mission thing, it’s all being seen!
Ok, now let’s stop arguing and start again,

Give us some touch-up, come on, Ben!

Would you please stop reading that thing,

This show is the thing that earns me ka-ching!

I should have brought some other guy on this,

Let’s stop, there’s nothing people’ll miss!

“Wait a minute, just a minute, let me ask you this,

Why are you stopping the show before asking some biz?

If it’s because of my reading, don’t care about that,

Just continue the show; PS: Why the mat?”

What the hell do you mean? this is a show,

A show with high ratings, but this time low!

Now it’s my turn, let me ask you a question,

What’s the problem with you, some type of infection?

“What’s the matter if I read, man,

Tell me that and tell me your plan!
Don’t think for a second that I’m gonna stop,

I don’t care if this show’s a flop!”

 “Have you read The Hollow, Sparkling Cyanide,

Five Little Pigs, The Unexpected Guest?

The Big Four, The Clocks, Death on the Nile,

Oh my god! You are such a pest!”

“What the hell of a difference does it make?

Man, just stop whining and continue, for God’s sake!

I don’t see why you care about my reading, dope,

I’ve told you many times, just ignore it and don’t mope!”

“Now, ask me what you want to, man.

I know that you are not my fan!

But if you wanna ask, ask quick,

Otherwise I’m outta here, this makes me sick!”

You know what, just go away,

Because of you, I’m not going to get my pay!
And one more thing; I admit, I’m a mope,

You’re the one to blame, hey, I’m not the Pope!

“Okay then, finally, you understand me,

And I’m sure the people will also be happy!

So, goodbye and goodnight to you, folks,

Does anybody have an egg, loaded with yolk?”

“And to you mope! Goodbye,

I can’t believe there were so many lies!
You didn’t even tell me your name,

I guess you didn’t, coz you thought you had fame!

“Well, I’m here to correct you,

You know why the cheers were few?

Not because of me, they all love me,

Because of you, you even had them pay a fee!”

“Let me tell you some’n: I am famous,

Just like the Great White Sheamus!

It might be for strange reasons, like him,

Mine is my hair, you are damn dim!”

“So, for the last time, I’m saying goodbye and ‘night,

I don’t think I’ll come here again, but maybe I might!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta resume my mission thing,

You don’t wanna see the real me; inside me, it’s all bling-bling!”

"Party"

Can I have your attention please?

Oh, it seems that I’ve got it with ease!

Everyone, there’s no need to panic, now,

I’m going straight to the point, not taking a bow!

There’s gonna be a party tonight, a big one,

I’m sure of one thing: it’s gonna be fun!

That’s the reason I invited you all,

Oh my! I forgot to bring a ball!

Never mind, we’ll have fun without it,

And for now, everyone, just all sit!

Now I’m gonna show you my plans,

You might know that there are some bans!

Rule number one: don’t smoke,

Coz coz of that, someone might choke!

Rule number two: don’t get violent,

I’d like this party to be silent!

Rule number three: you must have patience,

You might have some trouble, because you’re Asians!

Rule number four: obey these rules,

Otherwise, I won’t let you in my pools!

Did everyone understand my regulations?

It was my dad who gave these conditions!

Now, follow these rules and let the party start,

Or else, my friends, you can part!

Chang, Aadi, Joe and Lee,

I didn’t mean that literally!

Sid and Vir, oh good Lord,

Don’t leave, you know I’ll be bored!

Oh fine, you leave, now,

I’ve had enough of my dad and his cow!

Just keep a bail ready for me,

I’m gonna kill both of them, see?

I’m gonna end his bullying me,

Just like the alphabet; X,Y and Z!

Here's my second rap. If you're asking how I did two raps so quickly, you must understand that these were already made. I'm just posting it now. As I said, I'm in the middle of one now. I'll post that as soon as I finish it. 

Goodbye and good night, it's time for some sleep,

I hope I'll wake up tomorrow, hearing that beep!


Yeva!

"Rioty Class" - My First Rap

It’s sports and it’s a rioty class,

Last time Smitha ran away from class!

The usual villains have taken control,

Of 8thC class, as a whole!

KEEP QUIET!!!

What are you doin’?

It’s ma class, you know what you should be doin’!

You better be quiet, wise guy

Otherwise just say goodbye!

It’s not ma responsibility

For you to study properly,

Maths will do you good

Just like your own food!

Come prepared for a test tomorrow

I don’t care about your sorrow!

The marks will be taken in internals

Let’s see who will come out substantial!

The portions are still there to complete

And you are playing here like a duck’s fleet!

You should study if you wanna pass the U.T

I don’t wanna make you, but I have to do my duty!

RRRRRRING!!!!!!

Thanks to you, now look at what happened

The whole period’s gone, that’s what happened!

Next class, you better be quiet

And sit there, not make a riot!

Study properly,

Coz it’s your responsibility,

Although after every time,

It’s all put on me!!!

So, this is my first rap. I hope you like it. Anyway, what have I got to prove? I'll be posting some more. I'm in the middle of one right now!

Yeva!

The Time Has Come For Rapping

Hello everyone!
As the title probably suggests, "The time has come for rapping". It simply means that my latest addiction is towards rapping. I am going to post a few of my raps here. But, it's not much of a rap. The subjects are way far from raps. Although, I guess one could sing them like raps. And please remember that I am still a kid. I am just doing this for fun. And I do get a lot of fun from it too!

Oh, and I forgot one thing. I am into Agatha Christie now. I've never thought they would be so amazing! I haven't read Miss Marple or T&T, but I have a hunch that Monsieur Poirot will be the best of 'em all, unless the ones with no detectives beat his! I've so far read Death Comes As The End, Elephants Can Remember, Mrs McGinty's Dead, Sparkling Cyanide, The Unexpected Guest, and Black Coffee. Now, I'm reading Evil Under The Sun. My sister bought for me, a book: The ABC Murders.

I am hoping to read at least 50 of Christie's books in my lifetime. Enjoy my raps!

Yeva!

Speed Demon

Today I went to my ammath with my mom, as it was a holiday for both of us. My cousin and her mom reached before us. We did many things, especially play. At about 4:30, we left together.  My cousin was headed to Kunnamkulam. They got a Pattambi bus. Right behind it was an Ottapalam bus. My mom quickly motioned to the driver to wait even though I said it was too full. Anyway, when we got out of the bus at Ottapalam, we immediately found a bus. 


Keralites will know : How the conductors of various buses pronounce the names of their destinations in an irritating way and never let go of their prey, once they are caught. Anyway, so this was what happened. We got out of the bus and immediately my mom caught sight of a bus for Palakkad. She asked me to check if there were any seats. Quite unsurprisingly, the conductor of that bus asked us where we were headed. We told him and he assured us that he would find some seats for us. Well, only my mom got a seat. That was a ride through hell for her. The first 10-15 minutes were okay. Then after a stop, it suddenly started the ride. 


The bus was accelerating much. It was not much scary to me even though I was in the front seat with amma. My mom was not feeling well. The bus was driving so fast even when it came to curves. After some time, amma was totally freaked out. I had previously seen the driver dozing off a bit. I didn't know if that had happened again. Anyway, after much tension suffered by amma,we finally reached.


I had memorized the name of the bus : "Vadakkan" . I hope I get in that bus again. My mom's wishes are totally contradictory. She never wants to see that bus again!